Incredible India: received mail from a friend

  • We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and Sim Card is  free.
  • Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
  • Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
  •  Students with 45% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.
  • 5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the
  • money to any  charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we
  • are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per
  • day.
  •  Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, butvegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
  • Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while
  • public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
  •  Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish washliquids with real lemon. Think about it!
  • If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ….. 12years hard labour in an isolated prison ….. If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ….. detained indefinitely ….. If you
  • cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ….. shot ….. If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ….. jailed ….. If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ….. kidnapped andmay be never heard of – again ….
  • If you cross the Venezuelan border  illegally, you get ….. branded as a spy and your fate sealed …..
  • If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ….. thrown into a political prison to rot ….. If you cross the British border illegally, you get ….. arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence …..
  • Now …. if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get …..         1 A ration card 2. A passport ( even more than one – if you please ! ) 3. A driver’slicence 4. A voter identity card 5. Credit cards 6. A Haj subsidy 7. Job reservation 8. Special privileges for minorities 9. Government housing on subsidized rent 10. Loan to buy a house 11. Free education 12. Free health care

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